Team Pezzato (136.74) vs. Winner Circle Dak Back (134.60)
There are so many plays over a course of a football weekend that could change a lot of futures. A missed Greg Zuerlein field goal. A Joe Burrow interception. Stefan Diggs running maybe the best goal line route I’ve ever seen for a touchdown.
But when the margin is two points, it’s tough to see.
I don’t really have too much to say here, because it truly could’ve gone either way.
Josh Allen’s Big Hands (157.08) vs. Adrian BeaterSon (111.82)
Max I’m sorry, it’s just been bad luck all year. This one was really never in doubt, from Thursday, with big games from Mooney and Josh Allen, and Swift getting hurt.
R.I.P. Christian McCaffrey. Last year I wrote a blog for end of season fantasy football awards. You can find that here ๐
I bring that up because I named the MVP the “Todd Gurley memorial MVP” award. Because Gurley was the best fantasy football player by a mile, and his bad knees took him out of the league completely.
And we’re not there yet, but McCaffrey is another season ending injury away from getting this award named after him instead.
He’s out of the #1 overall pick conversation for next year, and for the rest of this year, good luck trying to replace him now. Even though Kevin has done a good job with him being out for a number of weeks already.
Good win, but have fun with that 20 point sized hole in the roster.
Better Call Wall (169.90) vs. The Ruggs and the Furious (140.86)
Upset alert!
Shout-out to Ave getting the dub, and staying in the race! But really shout-out to Leonard Fournette because he’s the only reason why.
44 points should usually be enough for one person to push a team over the edge, and that was correct here. But you also needed 21 points from a kicker for that to work too. And Lamar Jackson to throw 4 picks. And Mike Evans to go into witness protection.
But a win is a win. And this gets me closer to a bye week, so good looking out.
Now for our league’s favorite game, “Hollywood or Marquise?”
#5 for the purple and black looked real regular Sunday night. Probably because so did Lamar, but oh well. Oklahoma also took an L on the field, and lost their coach to a better school. Has nothing to do with him, but it’s just been all bad for him personally this week. But the Ravens did win, so that’s good.
Anyways, he’s Marquise.
Team Hammered Shit (150.92) vs. AK-41 (143.22)
UPSET ALERT!
Ryan, I will tell you I was silently cussing you out for not changing out Ceedee Lamb from your lineup Thursday, because even though it didn’t look like there was a chance then, anything can happen in the NFL.
Any given Sunday, and all that jazz, we’ve all seen the movie.
But it didn’t matter. The absolute perfect storm of bad shit happening to Gary’s team showed up and you got the victory.
(This absolutely means Gary is gonna score 230 points on me next week, but this isn’t about me.)
Jarvis Landry finally put up a real statline. Mac Jones had a great game. You keep sending me that God Damned Kirk Cousins meme, but it’s true, he’s fucking balling.

The fight for those last two playoff spots is gonna be a bloodbath.
lil dickey (146.46) vs. Cero Miedo (150.64)
I’m sorry I sold you a lemon.
I love Cam Newton more than any football who may have ever lived, but I had a suspicion that this performance might be coming. And it did. And I’m sorry.
But a baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do.

And that’s win at all costs. Thank God Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback in the NFL, and thank God for Jaylen Waddle doing one percentile athlete things.
*ATTENTION*
The trade deadline is Wednesday, December 1st, at 12 pm EASTERN. The Eastern is important for you Ave.
This will be the last time to get a trade done, and prepare for the home stretch.
I believe everyone is still technically alive for the playoffs, but some need more help than others. So good luck.
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