Brandon Jackson

The Ruggs and the Furious (208.32) vs. I’m Back (180.16)

God damn Elijah Moore. God damn Patriots defense.

Great week for Danny, I can’t even be mad. I was especially happy early Sunday when I found out Lamar was out, and then realized I wouldn’t even get to play “Hollywood or Marquise” this week, smh. Oh well.

When someone scores 200+ plus on you, you’re usually gonna have a bad time.

Good luck, we may see each other one more time this year.

AK-41 (199.48) vs. lil dickey (88.68)

Let me just get it out of the way now, I’m so sick of Gary’s team scoring a billion points every week, but we’ll see if they show up when it matters.

Justin Jefferson is just incredible. He might be top three wide receiver in the league. And there’s really no argument against it.

Now…

Shar. I can’t imagine what it felt like to be watching this unfold on Sunday. I mean to go from Matt Ryan on Thursday night, to have to sit with that two points for 3 days, to watch the rest of the team get you 86 more points.

I mean, wow. I know there’s nothing you can do about it, but your pregame speeches must fall completely flat like Baker Mayfield’s do.

That was L4, with L5 coming up because you get to play yours truly 🙂

Adrian BeaterSon (126.88) vs. Team Hammered Shit (169.32)

And speaking of Kirk Cousins, what a game. I mean, One o’clock eastern time Kirk Cousins is a first ballot hall of famer, so I’m not surprised here.

Jarvis Landry finally found the end zone, but contined to put up receiving stat lines that we all could achieve.

But man, I know it’s gotta hurt to get an all time Ekeler performance, and still come up short. When you get one of “those” weeks from a player it usually means a dub. A Tyreek week, a Derrick Henry week, a Christian McCaffrey week, you know the ones I’m talking about.

But the rest of the squad blew it, and I hate that for you. I still don’t think you’re technically eliminated yet though, so hang in there, pal.

Josh Allen’s Big Hands (146.84) vs. Team Pezzato (207.00)

And while we are talking about special weeks, we have to talk about the first overall pick of the 2022 NFL fantasy football drafts across the country, Jonathan Taylor.

I mean good God. I looked it up, that was the 8th best game ever in PPR scoring. We literally witnessed history. I mean Kevin there was nothing you could’ve done against this kind of ga…wait what’s that?

Sorry guys, for the interruption, but I’m receiving information that…no that can’t be right?

Wow, okay. I have just been told that Kevin, Paige would have even beat you if Jonathan Taylor was on her bench. What a special performance. The best running back game we’ll see all year, and she didn’t even need it. That can’t feel great.

Winner Circle Dak Back (112.76) vs. Better Call Wall (109.96)

Winner Circle one more time, and Dak is back from the dead! Well not Dak actually this week, but you get the point.

It was an ugly win, but a win is a win. If Baker Mayfield was a better quarterback, you probably lose this game. Or of the browns don’t play against the literal worst quarterback to ever start an NFL game, you probably lose too. But that didn’t happen, so congratulations!

Ave, I don’t know what to tell you, but your team is sinking quick. I genuinely hate to see it, but having a good start is still keeping you in the race.

The last two playoff spots are wide open. Some of you can even get higher than that depending on what happens. As long as you get in, anything can happen.

I may see some of you this week at some point, but if I don’t, have a Happy Thanksgiving. And be ready to set your lineups Thursday morning.