Brandon Jackson

Team Hammered Shit (156.58) vs. Team Pezzato (146.04)

Jonathan Taylor is a superstar, and Diggs had his first big game of the season, but it wasn’t enough unfortunately. Anything from Hockenson would’ve helped, or the Rams’ defense not folding like a lawn chair against the run would’ve been nice for you.

It was a Ceedee Lamb day. If it’s a Ceedee Lamb day, you can pencil in damn near 30. Kelce is still the best tight end in football, and Mac Jones…well most of us know what Mac Jones did to his opponent on Sunday.

If my memory is right, Callaway had no points deep into the fourth quarter, and if he didn’t get those catches and touchdown at the end, it would’ve been a different outcome.

The Ruggs and the Furious (121.94) vs. AK-41 (150.54)

Gary just racking up the wins here. Deebo Samuel is that guy. Najee Harris is that guy. Justin Jefferson is that guy. I’m sick of it.

It’s always a tough day when you have to flex Dalton Schultz. Tough day for the running backs too. Also…

Is he Hollywood or Marquise?

I’m Back (152.62) vs. Better Call Wall (104.64)

I can’t even say too much, my team didn’t do great besides the top 2 receivers in fantasy football. We got lucky we went against a couple of Browns.

Ave, I won’t even say too much, because you’re whole team is on IR and probably not coming back anytime soon.

Metcalf is gonna have to will you to the playoffs with Russ back, but Baker might throw you out of it. So good luck.

Winner Circle Dak Back (144.12) vs. Josh Allen’s Big Hands (158.38)

If you picked a different defense you could’ve gotten the W. I thought the upset might happen, it was close, but just came up a little bit short.

I was rooting for you, bro.

Mostly so I could slide into second place in the standings, but it wasn’t meant to be.

Gotta feel good to have McCaffrey back, right Kev?

Also, you swiped up Ingram a day before me when I knew I should’ve done it, so congratulations. Also kept A.J. Dillon on your bench just in case something happened, and wow.

Would’ve done the same thing but I didn’t have any room. Good job.

Adrian BeaterSon (130.24) vs. lil dickey (123.96)

Max, I was hard on you last week you got the dub this week! Shout-out Patrick Mahomes and only Patrick Mahomes because the rest of the squad is something. A.J. Brown tried to make you lose again but Mahomes wouldn’t let it happen.

He finally got back to being the second best quarterback in the game (behind Aaron Rodgers.)

I’m happy for you, still not out of it yet.

Shar, the Matt’s killed you. Two weeks in a row Matt Stafford got bent over on national tv. And Matt Ryan started doing Matt Ryan things again, aka being mediocre.

Now it’s an L3 in the streak column.

To finish the season you have matchups against Gary, Me, Ave, and the last week of the regular season is Shevin part 2. (PBJ part 2 is that week too, oh boy.)

So to get in the playoffs, you’re gonna have to earn it.