Brandon Jackson

Team Hammered Shit (129.94) vs. Winner Circle Dak Back (153.86)

Looks like Dak is back, and he dragged you to the Winner’s Circle! (😂)

On the back of a great Browns defensive performance, and a touchdown by Adrian Peterson, who might have went to high school with you, you got back to back dubs. I’m proud of you. It was ugly but we’ll take it.

Ryan, the good news:

Travis Kelce is fine, and Brandon Aiuyk may actually have a pulse.

The bad news:

Kyler may not play next week, and I think everyone in this league could produce the same amount of catches and yards that Jarvis Landry has so far this year if given the opportunity.

Also, starting the defense your quarterback is going against, and having the defense score more points is never a great look.

The Ruggs and the Furious (178.52) vs. lil dickey (143.38)

Damn as soon as I say you’re consistent, you go and put a nice L2 next to your team in the standings, smh.

Matt Ryan tried to put the team on his back, but Aaron Jones and D.J. Moore were too much for him to carry.

And then Matt Stafford turning into Matt Schaub on Sunday night was surprising.

Good weekend for Danny. In Cincinnati for the weekend, saw a nice Browns win, got an easy fantasy win, good for you. I don’t have anything smart to say here.

On this week’s edition of “Is He Hollywood or Marquise?”

AK-41 (167.84) vs. Better Call Wall (121.76)

You’re welcome for Nick Chubb, Gary.

I can’t believe Baker Mayfield scored the most points on your team this week, Ave.

I… it’s just a lot for me to process and I would appreciate it if everyone respected my privacy at this time.

Josh Allen’s Big Hands (136.16) vs. Super Ja’Mario (118.46)

Like are you kidding me? Out of ALL the weeks, you pick this week to throw a 70 yard touchdown to a receiver I swear to G…oh my bad that’s for a different blog post, moving on!

My team did so bad this week, that I can’t even make fun of Josh Allen losing to the Jaguars. Because you wanna know why?

These two MFs right here ☝️

The things I wanna say about these two black quarterbacks would get me cancelled if I wasn’t black myself. I watch Redzone every Sunday, and I have never been more appalled at what I saw on the tv screen than what I witnessed during the Texans vs. Dolphins game.

Paige can testify to this, everytime this game was on the screen I audibly groaned. One pick from Tyrod, then next series, one from Jacoby.

AND THEN.

Tyrod Taylor decides to throw the ball away. But he does not throw it away like a normal quarterback would, all the way out of bounds. No, because that would use up too much arm strength. He decides to try and flip it out of bounds.

“Brandon, what do you mean flip it?”

I’m glad you asked. What I mean is, this fucker just tossed the ball like you would toss a pair of socks into a dirty clothes hamper. And he didn’t do it hard enough, and it was intercepted.

If you haven’t seen the play, which you probably haven’t, because it was during the browns game, and no one but me would subject myself and girlfriend to such poor football on a Sunday afternoon, I promise it is as bad as you think.

I can’t even.

I deserve the L that I got from starting those two quarterbacks. Thanks Aaron Rodgers for being a critical thinker.

Team Pezzato (140.62) vs. Adrian BeaterSon (120.42)

Super Bowl hangover Mr. I Won a Championship in this League?

Losing against a Sam Darnold led team, that’s championship material right there.

From the top of the mountain, to the bottom of the ocean. What a difference a year makes, wow.

I know there wasn’t much that could’ve been done this week, but you put Tajae Sharpe in your lineup, you were waiving the white flag from kickoff.

And Paige, a win is a win, and I’m happy for you, but if Jonathan Taylor and Justin Herbert don’t go off this week, that team was cooked.

Congrats, though.