Brandon Jackson

Week 7 was hell.

If you weren’t affected by the “byepocalypse” in this league, you were most certainly affected by it somewhere else. 6 teams with some of the most important fantasy options were on bye. Plus an unreal amount of injuries from players you may have needed to use to replace those players.

This week basically came down to people who had their best players on bye, vs. people who didn’t.

So I’d just like to say to everyone I appreciate the effort to field a full team, and try to win this week. It was difficult.

Winner Circle Dak Back (114.40) vs. Super Ja’Mario (192.56)

I’d like to formally apologize to everyone, because the group of receivers I put in my lineup every week is absurd, and could be considered cheating.

I have to personally take this time to thank Cooper Kupp, because without him, none of this would be possible. And I would also like to thank Gary Bartell Jr.

Because Ja’marr Chase is becoming the love of my life right before our eyes.

But it evens out with Mike Davis at running back. He’ll be on the waiver wire soon if anyone would like to pick him up.

Josh Allen’s Big Hands (117.58) vs. AK-41 (211.46)

That was a special performance by Justin Fields, and not in a good way. Matt Nagy should probably get relieved of his duties tomorrow morning, but I think we all thought Justin has the talent to at least make it look better than this.

At least I know Kevin and I did for sure.

I’m sick of Tom Brady, Gary. I also feel bad for anyone that has Miles Sanders on their team.

Team Hammered Shit (130.82) vs. lil dickey (164.20)

Another week, another consistent Sharlie performance. The fact Ryan had to play Kalif Raymond should tell us everything we need to know here. Although, shout-out to Kalif Raymond getting 17 points this week.

I think Brandon Aiuyk stole Kyle Shanahan’s girlfriend or something because him not being involved is unbelievable. As I’m writing this, he muffed a punt that went into the end zone. It looked like a safety, but by the rule I guess it’s a touchback.

So that might explain some of it.

Team Pezzato (111.48) vs. Better Call Wall (141.98)

So doing a little quick math, this was the lowest scoring matchup of the week. At least it is at the end of the third quarter of the Monday night game. Because I can’t be bothered to watch the rest of this low scoring game.

I’m also upset that DK Metcalf has been shutdown for the whole game except one catch, and that one catch lost me a game this week. Which is a personal problem. Anyway.

Not really much to say here, both benches are empty, filled with bye weeks and injuries.

Adrian BeaterSon (158.24) vs. Drew P. Weenar (204.42)

So it was a Mike Evans day. And welcome to the league, Kyle Pitts. He’s as good as advertised, but Matt Ryan finally figured out how to get him the ball. So congratulations.

The Ravens are on bye next week, but I will use this space to bring in something from my Twitter page:

“Is #5 on the Ravens Hollywood or Marquise this week?”

He made a great play in the back of the end zone to catch a touchdown from Lamar, so this week, he’s Hollywood.

Max, your team had a good day, all things considered.

But Danny, the floor is yours to take a victory lap about everyone who talked shit about you taking the Tampa defense early.