Brandon Jackson

Better Call Wall (176.00) vs. Josh Allen’s Big Hands (125.68)

The Leonard Fournette 30 ball really started the week off right for Ave. Derrick Henry is the best player in football.

And then Damien Williams got covid, and our friend Kevin’s only available running back was a backup. Playing a zero in your lineup isn’t an automatic loss, (more on that later) but it surely doesn’t help.

Life comes at you fast from being at the top of the league, to being down in the middle. Because those week 7 byes are gonna be a bitch too 👀

Josh Allen’s big hands will be at the crib resting next Sunday.

lil dickey (186.12) vs. Team Pezzato (152.98)

Justin Herbert let us all down. We expected the game of the week in Baltimore, and they scored a whole 6 points as a team. A normal game from him, means a normal game for Mike Williams, and that changes a lot of things for this matchup.

Cortland Sutton and Noah Fant decided to show up for work this week, and Fant especially had a performance that wasn’t expected.

Week 7 bye week is looking scary for you too Paige 👀

Drew P. Weenar (157.18) vs. Winner Circle Dak Back (151.04)

Man, Cole Beasley in the lineup, this is a whole different story.

Tyler Boyd looked worse in Detroit than Ron Artest and Jermaine O’Neal did in 2005.

Danny, your team’s performance wasn’t especially great, but it was enough to win. Mike Evans and Marquise Brown didn’t really show up. Devin Singletary did just enough to get the win. And I know he cauya touchdown, but Robby Anderson needs to just be cut for how bad he was Sunday. If anyone saw that game, they know what I’m talking about.

And one loss might turn into two, because we might have another victim of this outrageous week 7 bye schedule.

AK-41 (174.62) vs. Adrian BeaterSon (160.70)

I had hope for Max going into the Monday night game. If everything went right, you could’ve pulled out a victory. As I’m writing this, there’s two minutes left and you’re down 14. Unless some crazy shit happens, it’ll be another one in the L column. I’ll put my live thoughts in here 😂

This might go to overtime, hold this thought.

Nothing to do with your team, but Josh Allen just dove like Kevin did when he broke his back. Didn’t get the first down.

No way they actually go for this.

Holy shit they didn’t get it.

Wow, if they went to OT, you could’ve had a shot Max. Sorry.

Taylor Gang (202.08) vs. Team Hammered Shit (195.98)

So on Sunday, at about 6:30, I was feeling great. I thought I had this win wrapped up, and I was worried about other leagues. Then the Cowboys went into overtime. I was mostly worried about Zeke hurting me in another league. Then Dak throws a long touchdown to win the game, and I thought nothing of it.

Then I decide to check the score of this matchup, and I realize that Ryan has Ceedee Lamb on his team, and I am only ahead by seven points. I had no idea. I was not paying attention, and all of a sudden I was sick. I had to wait all day to see what the Tennessee defense would do on Monday.

I couldn’t even watch the first three quarters of this game. I had other players going but I was most worried about this. If I lost this week after Jalen Reagor put up 0.0 on Thursday night, I might have cancelled the league.

But it worked out, and I didn’t lose. And I’d like to say fuck you (Taylor Heinicke/Terry McLaurin) and also thank you (Antonio Gibson) to the Washington Football Team for keeping this matchup so close.

I want a new team name.