Brandon Jackson

Jalen Hurts When I Pee (158.72) vs. Better Call Wall (177.02)

Danny, you should probably buy a plane ticket to Baltimore and find Marquise Brown so you can fight him. He personally left maybe 30+ points on the ground, and I wouldn’t stand for that if I was you. 30 more points, this is a whole different matchup.

On the other hand, if I was Ave I would probably see if I could find Marquise Brown’s address so I could send him an edible arrangement or some champagne or something.

A lot of luck between the drops and 19 d/st points.

Team Hammered Shit (172.36) vs. Adrian BeaterSon (156.82)

Completely unrelated to anything about this matchup, A.J. Brown only played 8 snaps on Sunday due to a hamstring injury. Damn, that would suck for whoever had hi….oh oops, my bad Max, didn’t know you were reading.

Those 3 WRS and TE really let you down Max, damn. That’s ugly. I may have a WR you can trade for, for a small fee.

No James Robinson in the lineup was a bold move, Cotton, but it paid off. This time.

Team Pezzato (170.60) vs. Josh Allen’s Big Hands (138.76)

37 Josh Allen points and still lose? That’s rough. I know because the same thing happened to me in a different league. Robert Woods too, smh. So I won’t even say too much because I understand. I’m sympathetic.

Except I will say Mike Williams saved your ass, Paige. And having a lot of faith in a Detroit Lion may not work out in the end.

And I might be a little worried about Jonathan Taylor if I were you.

Winner Circle Dak Back (193.70) vs. AK-41 (197.12)

Just needed one more drive for Dak, it could’ve gotten REAL interesting. But that’s the game.

If Hopkins didn’t play, you win that game because Kirk is in. That sucks.

Gary congrats on the win, but we gotta talk about something.

I know you didn’t play him, but I will say it every week I see him play until you drop him. He is COOKED.

Trey Area (138.60) vs. lil dickey (164.24)

Whatever. You are lucky my team shit the bed. Two points for a starting running back against the Detroit Lions makes me sick. Cooper Kupp has to put my team on his back every week, and he tried again, but couldn’t do it.

I can’t do this justice so I will let the best YouTube comedian in the game, Mark Phillips, explain how I feel.

Kawhi Leonard = Tyreek Hill

Patrick Beverley = Trevor Lawrence

Paul George = Nick Chubb

Lou Williams = Terry McLaurin

Also “Dave” isn’t even that funny.