Brandon Jackson

I thought I would try something new this year. Write up a recap of the week to try and be entertaining, and give you something to look forward to after the games. If I’m not funny or entertaining please tell me, and if any of the jokes offend you, oh well. You know I love you in real life. Yes, even you too max.

So I’ll try to get this done and get it to you guys every Tuesday. Unless no one wants me to do it then I’ll stop. Or maybe keep doing it anyway to piss people off. Anyways, here we go.

Better Call Wall (112.42) vs. Trey Area (185.80)

First of all, Darren Waller is no longer on the squad my guy, we need to update the name. Second, there’s a lot of talent on that roster, so I’m thankful to come out with a W. I’m also thankful to have the best deep threat the game has seen since Randy Moss retired. ✌️

(As I write this, Ty’Son Williams just scored a long touchdown. Nothing to do with this week, just wanted to throw this in though.)

What happened this week was simple, one team of players showed up, and one team’s didn’t. Better luck next week, homie.

Adrian BeaterSon (186.04) vs. Team Pezzato (169.46)

This one was only decided by about 17, but it’s a little misleading. If Brandon Aiyuk was a living breathing human being, Max could’ve won by more. On the other hand, if Julio didn’t leave his game in Atlanta, it could’ve been a different story. But it wasn’t.

Started with a big night from Antonio Brown on Thursday, and Patrick Mahomes and Russell Wilson brought home the victory. Seems like those early QB picks worked out…for now until Russ falls off a cliff in week 7 for whatever reason.

Hopefully Tua or Mac Jones can do better for team Pezzato next week…but probably not.

Josh Allen’s Big Hands (217.16) vs. lil dickey (117.60)

I hope this week didn’t break up any happy homes. Amari Cooper took off running on Thursday and didn’t look back. Josh Allen’s hands didn’t have a lot to do with this victory, but the rest of the team sure did.

Hey, has anyone seen Zeke? They had a game a few days ago but idk where he went. As a matter of fact, has anyone seen Aaron Jones either?

6 players under ten points is not ideal. I’d be pissed if I was you Sharlie, but I’m not 🙂

AK-41 (180.32) vs. Jalen Hurts When I Pee (145.26)

Very original team name Gary.

I would also like to relay the message that Ben Roethlisberger is cooked. Otherwise, good day for you.

It was an unfortunate week for Danny’s squad because there weren’t really any mistakes made with the lineup except…

Winner Circle Dak Back (195.36) vs. Kittles, Taste the Rainbow (185.68)

WHAT A MATCHUP.

I was nervous just watching the score because it truly could’ve gone either way. I know the Ravens are banged up and we could always expect that performance out of Waller, but 2 touchdowns from Josh Jacobs was special last night.

We’ll never know what happens if Ryan Fitzpatrick’s hip stayed in tact, but hey, the game is the game.

Also Kittle isn’t on your team anymore either, sir.