Brandon Jackson

DO NOT WATCH THE GAME TONIGHT.

Seriously, do not watch the Cavs play the Warriors tonight.

It’s gonna be a blowout. The Cavs are gonna play well enough in the first quarter to keep you interested and then let you down. The Warriors have all their players healthy. They have too much firepower. The Cavs are imploding at the moment.

This isn’t to say the Cavs won’t make the finals again, or they should just give up, or that they are a bad team.

This is for you. Specifically you, Cavs fan. I don’t want you to get your hopes up and your feelings hurt. I don’t want you to have to watch a 15-0 run at the beginning of the second half and at the end of it have to watch Steph Curry do this.

I know you would hate for that to happen Cavs fan, so I’m trying to be proactive and let you know ahead of time.

If you want to watch a basketball team you hate win tonight, Duke is going to be playing on ESPN at 7. Or skip the basketball all together! The Bachelor is on at 8!

You don’t have to do this to yourself Cavs fan. Don’t watch.